Saw one of those back car window “family” stickers the other day. You know, those sweet drawings of the dad, the mom, the kids, the dog, the cat?
Oh, this one had the requisite cute drawings of a dad, mom, little girl, little boy and a dog. But it said “The Ass Family: Smart, Wise, Kiss, Jack and Stinky.”
Some people shouldn’t be allowed to pick their own car art.
For years now, I have wanted one of those personalized license plates you put on the front of your car. (I’m so old I remember when you had to have plates both front and back. Sigh.) My favorite so far is “No matter how far you ‘push the envelope’ it’ll still be stationary.”
You think maybe I should keep looking?
Maybe so. And Ass Family, before you decorate your vehicle with signs that ridicule your entire family, maybe you should think twice, too. Your Kiss-Ass daughter will thank you.